WHAT THE....?

Well Corker Crikey! Blow me down! strike me Pink! and stone the bloody Crows all at the same time. In the immortal words of the Crocodile-lunatic Steve Irwin: "....Have a go at this little sheila wouldya?..." The most incredulous and baffling beyond belief statement occurred the other day on a chat program by the trollop that by comparison would make Camilla Parker-Bowles appear with all the credibility of a 2 pound prostitute.. I speak of course of the Dope on a rope known as JesSeado.The lame brain nincompoop that coined the famous phrase....: "i....,i.....,i...,i....,i, you know? ..? "
I was as stunned as a mullet on valium when I saw just 3 words typed during World series Chat debates about worlds worst Presidents. She just has to take the cake, the plate and the whole frikkin table for this one:

JesSeado: Bush never lies

Well... Gee ...I guess she should know The Horses ass had become the horses mouth in one short statement. I was speechless for about 4 days afterward. I found my brain laughing at random moments in my daily life from the idiocies carefully formulated behind such a obviously ignorant statement. Gee.. A trollop being paid $14 US an hour to sit on her big fat arse surely is being paid too much to come up with no brainers like that one. I began to ponder (as one does) What would have caused such a statement to come into being. I quickly scribbled a list at work, (Between taking river samples and trying Mrs Whittles' freshly baked lamingtons) to try and seek answers to this great mystery that indeed would leave even a great scientist dribbling his froot loops trying to work out such an illogical statement. It simply defies the laws of probability that Stupidity in a human could have developed to such a level. My work on this statement was tireless. I eventually after a week of serious thought came up with the following. JesSeado would have said such a thing because:
1) She is paid to say such lies
2) She firmly believes such lies
3) She was raised as a redneck with such lies
4) She has brain damage
5) She is just plain and simply stupid
OR:
6) A carefully combined cocktail of the above Selections.

I insisted to my brain that it must be answer 6) In order to sleep peacefully and stop waking up in controlled fits of laughter and incredulous spasms. However I have stopped myself from debating such bull with her ever again. And just whack the lamebrain on ignore instead. For those of you who havent seen my Mainstream Politics Site from a Year ago.. Here is the MP3 of JesSeado (impersonation I made). Its funny how she STILL waffles the same garbage one year on and hasn't been handed a new script in that time since. Still relevant today as it was a year, or two (or 3) ago.
http://www.geocities.com/nephilim_70/JessSeado.mp3

"Better to live in peaceful ignorance of the ignorant than for oneself to be caught up in total ignorance with one as ignorant such as that...."
Nephilim_70 B.B. B. B.B.
(Boogie Boogie in a Big Bloody Barrell)

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Something has to be said about applying for the Internet permanent residency Visa.
Some Net-guests with a problematic nature and limited political insult vocabluary spend so long online they should surely be made to apply for a permanent Online residents Visa. They make a very clear example of what happens to a barely credible member of the human specie when they spend 20+ hrs a day online for months even years on end continuously. The speech center begins to re-occur into repitition.
Neurons begin to re-wire permanently to support fantastic theories, or wild beliefs. (Such as "BUSH is doing a heck of a great job..." and.. "Gee those Republicans are really working the budget..")

The same things seem to be said day in day out, with little recollection or self-realisation they are actually replicating the same propaganda or insult lines, as they did the day and even week before. Every day produces fewer and fewer original ideas or typed insults and even more fabulous claims about the BUSH cadre.
I really dont'need or even want to point fingers, ....but I will. Switch on a paticular chat program most times of any day and you will find the SAME THINGS said by the same bunch of BUSH-MONKEYS* almost every single day for the last 2-3 years.

One can almost have a quiz show where you have to guess the typer purely from the rhetoric vomited out over and over.
For example lets play a game called
Guess the MORON:
1) "You Lose we win. We are in charge now. Howard and Blair."(Thumbs up)
Hint: (He enjoys intimate moments alone with his dog and howls like a anally penetrated Jungle baboon during his bestial moments with his hound: deputy dawg>)
Click Here for the HINT

2) "I-I-I-Its all about Irak.... A - A- A And Saddam, And Democracy, And Freedom,... A-A-A- And I- I- I- I know were freeing the good people of Irak...A-A-And..." etc...
Hint: (For someone that claims her son has been in continuous bootcamp for the last 4 years, and says she hates arabs and muslims, she sure knows a lot of nothing about the Islamic faith.(Which she has a lot of opinion about.))
Click Here for the HINT

3) "The great patriot wins again, you lose, its all Clintons fault anyway, BUSH is the greatest. Sit down little boy."
Hint: (The most annoying nasally voice like his nostril passages are filled a pollichickens fecal matter laced with Tennessee corn. Spends much of his time sculpting naked garden gnome ornaments in his trailer in Alabama so he will have someone to talk and play with.)
Click Here for the HINT

OH My... I could go on and on..So many morons, so little blog-space. Its like a pathetic soap opera unfolding before our eyes.
The characters are like Chucky Wonkers B grade Cheese Fest of Short disturbing films about sociopathic net stalkers that really lets face it, they have little private lives except in the hallowed halls of their own adminned rooms, when there is no-one else in the room except the invisible Homeland Security Shiftworker with his Flash drive at the ready.

Anybody that spends so much time (at least 20 hrs a day) spewing forth lie after lie is eventually going to believe without doubt their own rubbish regardless how illogical or untrue the propaganda eventually becomes.
We can only but sit stunned in our chairs and marvel at the idiocies our planet has created in its race to debate and even locate the truth of the matter. I personally hope new legislation is rushed through where a person has to prove their IQ at a minimum level to have a licence to own and operate a computer. If this were the case, Social Issues would be nearly empty most days...

(*Bush-Monkeys: (def.) Eng Slang. originating from the lower eschelons of the Primate species. For a banana or a bag of peanuts they can be trained to believe or repeat anything.)